Some haiku from very early this morning, conversing with the talented Scorchy Barrington of the fab Sarcastic Boob.

As you might guess, the subject was knitted dishcloths. Anything is suitable for haiku, you see.

A dishcloth a day
Keeps white coats away, although
No time for much else

I’m very worried
All this talk of nice clean things
Domesticity

Another useful tip – we often cast about for suitable haiku endings – here are 3 I can rely on if in trouble….

Refrigerator

Non sequitur

Domesticity